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Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."



Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"



Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia

hai."







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Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar

Nikala



Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi



Qun...



Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The









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Santa-Oye! What R U doing?



Banta-Recording this baby’s voice.



Santa-Why?



Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this









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Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!



Husband: Why??



Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!









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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi



To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya



Aur Niche Likha



"COMING SOON"









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A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.



But the call goes to another woman.



They loved & got married.



Moral: an !dea can change ur wife









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A lawyer sent an overdue bill to a client with a note "This Bill is one year old"



He got his bill bak with a note that read"Happy Birthday!"









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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?



FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.



SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..









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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying



Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver









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Ek Aadmi Kabar Pe Baitha Tha ..Musafir Ne Pucha, "Darr Nahi Lagta?"



Aadmi- "Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai , Andar Garmi Lag Rahi Thi Thodi Der Bahar Aa Gaya."









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Bin Laden's son was studing in an American school.



Teacher asked him, " I have 4 apples, how can I share it among 5 children"



He answerd, "KILL ONE"









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Waiter gives bill to Sardar



Sardar: "Take my card."



Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."



Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside



"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...